Oct. 21st, 2007 01:03 am
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Your Social Dysfunction:

You're a happy person - you have a good amount of self-esteem, and are socially healthy. While this isn't a social dysfunction per se, you're definitely not normal. Consider yourself lucky: you walk that fine line between 'normal' and being outright narcissistic. You're rare - which is something else to be happy about.

Take this quiz at

Please note that we aren't, nor do we claim to be, psychologists. This quiz is for fun and entertainment only. Try not to freak out about your results.

let the record reflect that if I answer one question differently, I magically become paranoid! That's the question with regard to being the only person on earth.


Sep. 15th, 2007 08:16 pm
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So I took the careercruiser questionairre. Man, I'm dull.

Zzzzz )

Nerd Meme

Sep. 9th, 2007 05:25 pm
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Because a friend of mine brought it up...

I am nerdier than 89% of all people. Are you a nerd? Click here to find out! says I'm a Cool Nerd God.  What are you?  Click here!


Jul. 25th, 2007 10:04 pm
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Taken from [ profile] ariedana

This is a list of things that Gawker says every single woman has in her apartment. If you're single (male or female -- I have a feeling the stuff won't be that dissimilar), say if each one is in yours or not.

1. Piles of magazines everywhere, comprised of tons of pretentious ones that are clearly untouched and then severely thumbed-through Vogues and Luckys -- I have "Cooks Illustrated", "Newsweek", "Seed", and sometimes I pick up" the Economist" or "Scientific American".
2. Overflowing shoe rack and nothing in the fridge --Well yes, and plenty in the fridge.
3. Scented candles -- Hell yeah. Lavender, lemon grass, rose.
4. Slovenly heaps of little-used makeups in the bathroom -- No, I have a small makeup collection. I really don't wear it often.
5. Stuffed animals in the bed -- Only when my cats just ate. I do have Abelard, my favorite stuffed pig that I grew up with in storage in my closet.
6. Cat hair on the furniture -- Yeah. Unless I vacuum. Which does happen from time to time.
7. Cat smell -- I think I have it mostly isolated in my study where the litterbox resides. Then again, I could have adapted to the smell.
8. Cabinets full of mugs featuring the likeness of lady who looks like those hypertrophically-limbed Daily Candy illustrations, bearing the legend "I Love Shopping" or whatnot -- No, I have some hand made pottery mugs, another that says "Genius" (from the Getty), a mug from the Coffee Shop of Horrors, and some Peet's Coffee mugs..
9. Anything pink -- I love pink. Sue me.
10. Ornamental pillows --No. Heck no.
11. Unedited bookshelves, esp. if they include He's Just Not That Into You or anything along those lines -- I have lots of books. Very little self-help. Fiction, non-fiction, rpgs, college texts, etc.
12. Nair -- I do not wear short shorts.
13. Lite cottage cheese in the fridge -- Nope.
14. Anything lite or diet around. Cases of Diet Coke. Weight Watchers 'Just 2 Points' bars -- I don't have sodas in the house. I've got some light low fat stuff, yeah.
15. Inspirational or thinspirational things on the fridge -- I have magnetic poetry in english and yiddish, and a magnet that says "Eat and Get Gas" (it's some old fashioned advertisment for a truck-stop type joint.
16. Framed posters -- I have some modern art prints, the movie posters are framed in my bedroom: Amelie, Kill Bill, Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkhaban, The Usual Suspects, Fight Club, and A Clockwork Orange.
17. Handbag tree -- I have a coat tree, does that count?

I'll add three more of my own, and y'all do the same...
18. A copy of "Bridget Jones' Diary", either the book or the movie. -I don't have either.
19. A really cool shower curtain. -I have a map of the world shower curtain
20. A "goody drawer". --Yes.

And I'll add a few more:
21. Smelly bath salts, fizzes, or bubble bath gel. - Yes! Yes! Yes!
22. Some product from a home selling party (Tupperware, Cookie Lee, Party Lite, Naughty Lady) - Yeah. There's no escape.
23. Soft fuzzy socks, possibly with an image of an animal sewed on.
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Go find your 42nd entry. It's the theme of your life.

I went to my 42nd entry. It's me being awed by the sacrifices made by rennaissance era scientists. Well, there ya have it. Weaktwos: Genius Fangirl.

"Tycho observed and collected some of the best naked eye data on star and planetary movements in the sky.


Galileo built his own telescope and was able to observe Jupiter and 4 of its moons! Io, Ganymede, Callisto, and Europa. Jesus Herbert Christ!

Galileo also observed the Sun through that Telescope. He ruined his eye sight for science.

Relatively speaking, I'm a slacker. All I can do is read of these brilliant men and be an awed, slack-jawed yokel.

Aristotle, the long-considered father of Philosophy turns out to be a moronic twit in the eyes of scientists. I never really liked him either, when I learned of his thoughts in my ancient philosophy classes.

Three cheers for ingenuity, creativity, and exploration."
weaktwos: (Wow.)
You Are a Pinky

You are fiercely independent, and possibly downright weird.
A great communicator, you can get along with almost anyone.
You are kind and sympathetic. You support all your friends - and love them for who they are.

You get along well with: The Ring Finger

Stay away from: The Thumb

Now, go ahead, gimme your finger!
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What American accent do you have?
Created by Xavier on

Midland. The Midland (please don't confuse with "Midwest") itself is the neutral zone between the North and South. But just because you have a Midland accent doesn't mean you're from there. Since it is considered a neutral, default, "non-regional" accent you could easily be from someplace without its own accent, like Florida, or a big city in the South like Dallas, Houston, or Atlanta.

Northern. Whether you have the world famous Inland North accent of the Great Lakes area, or the radio-friendly sound of upstate NY and western New England, your accent is what used to set the standard for American English pronunciation (not much anymore now that the Inland North sounds like it does).

Take this quiz now - it's easy!
We're going to start with "cot" and "caught." When you say those words do they sound the same or different?

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I must have stolen someone else's mojo!

Find my LJ Mojo!
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I don't often do memes. But I'll throw one down for giggles 'n..stuff.

A to Zeme )
weaktwos: (goat)

It's a Sicilian message. It means Luca Brasi sleeps with the weaktwos.

Which movie was this quote from?

Get your own quotes:
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watch weaktwos fight

This looked too fun to pass up in [ profile] scarcrest's journal. But my card sucks!
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Go to and pick out five quotes that best suit your life as it is now:
Clarity of mind means clarity of passion, too; this is why a great and clear mind loves ardently and sees distinctly what it loves.
Blaise Pascal (1623 - 1662)

The world is a tragedy to those who feel, but a comedy to those who think.
Horace Walpole (1717 - 1797)

I was born not knowing and have had only a little time to change that here and there.
Richard Feynman (1918 - 1988), Letter to Armando Garcia J, December 11, 1985

Reality is nothing but a collective hunch.
Jane Wagner, Lily Tomlin in "The Search for Signs of Intelligent Life in the Universe"

If you tell the truth you don't have to remember anything.
Mark Twain (1835 - 1910)

Anyone can participate in this one if they want to.


Apr. 1st, 2006 10:07 pm
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[ profile] zonereyrie, I took special care to include you in this meme because your deep love for April Fool's jokes. I seems I was rewarded accordingly.

April Fool
ariedanalegally changes your name to MoonBeam Cappa.
bheansidhepaints your dog orange.
big_ragushaves your cat.
brittadotcomsmiles. All the time.
clemidiatrims your hedge into a replica of the Venus de Milo.
dslartooeggs your kidneys.
phinniasells your house on Ebay.
shimaeraTPs your elderly relatives.
taogrlhas a hundred large anchovy pizzas and a diet coke delivered to your door.
zonereyrieglues your car to your bedroom ceiling.
Prank Me
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What is yours?
Explain yourself
Culinary: I love food, and I'm not ashamed to admit it. But I do have my share of white trash comfort foods.
Literary: Harry Potter Should a grown woman trample children to get her copy of Harry Potter? No, but under the right circumstances, I might.
Audiovisual: The Highlander Gads, the show is utter crap. But I love it.
Musical: Spice Girls Yes, I bought their CD. I know, I know. You would have felt less nauseous if I confessed to drinking goat urine for sport.
Celebrity: Ewen McGregor Purrrrrrrr

Now I tag:-

[ profile] patricks [ profile] taogrl [ profile] clemidia [ profile] dslartoo and [ profile] rpmiller

to complete this same Quiz, Its HERE.
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Well, this is entirely too amusing:

Ten Top Trivia Tips about Weaktwos!

  1. US gold coins used to say 'In weaktwos we trust'.

  2. There are roughly 10,000 man-made objects the size of weaktwos orbiting the Earth.

  3. The horns of weaktwos are made entirely from hair!

  4. Weaktwosocracy is government by weaktwos.

  5. Weaktwos was originally green, and actually contained cocaine.

  6. Weaktwos was named after Weaktwos the taxi driver in Frank Capra's 'It's a Wonderful Life'.

  7. Weaktwos can turn her stomach inside out!

  8. It is bad luck to light three cigarettes with the same weaktwos.

  9. The pupil of an octopus's eye is shaped like weaktwos.

  10. Weaktwos can be found on a Cluedo board between the Library and the Conservatory!

I am interested in - do tell me about

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My Unitarian Jihad Name is:

Sister Neutron Bomb of Compassion

Awww yeah.

You want one, too?


Oct. 20th, 2005 08:11 am
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[ profile] rpmiller was serving memes for breakfast. I thought I'd take a nibble.

Read more... )
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You Are A: Monkey!

monkeyMonkeys are intelligent and agile, well-adapted for jungle life as they swing happily from tree to tree. As a monkey, you are a social animal who is quick to learn new things, loves to climb and is known to show off. A monkey's tiny primate features are irresistable, as is her gregarious personality!

You were almost a: Bear Cub or a Kitten
You are least like a: Chipmunk or a TurtleDiscover What Cute Animal You Are!

Heh heh.

Oct. 3rd, 2005 06:54 pm
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Weaktwos in Electoral College Dropout
[ profile] weaktwos (Carrie Fisher) has a tendency to lie during speeches. In uncertain terms her reputation is in the hands of the constituents, and [ profile] taogrl, her confidant (Jamie Lee Curtis), is powerless to stop it. [ profile] dslartoo (Jude Law) arranges a controversial strategy. When the time comes, the constituents all vote for the candidate that they dislike least.
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