weaktwos | (no subject)

A coworker just put a few of us in hysterics when she told us the story about her mom. Apparently, her mother and her were houseguests at a friend's home. One morning, the power goes out. The mother decides to continue on her mission to brush her teeth. Later, the mother and daughter reunite, and the daughter smells a very distinct, yet unexpected odor on her mother.

"What did you do?" the daughter asked.

"I brushed my teeth with Ben Gay." mother breathily replied.