On Lumpkins

[weaktwos]

I just received an email from a coworker whose last name is "Lumpkin". How on earth did a last name like that stick? It sounds like a perfect last name for a gnome. Looking at this guy's profile picture, however, he doesn't look gnomish at all. He looks a little mean or dull, too. Perhaps he is both. Still, someone should walk up to him some time and say, "Hellooooooo, Lumpkin!" and rub his tummy.

That's my two cents.