I believe this marks my very first Friday Five

[weaktwos]

Or, if this is not my first Friday Five, it marks the onset of alzheimers.

Pinched from platostruth

If you...

1. ...owned a restaurant, what kind of food would you serve?

It would be more like a cafe, with comfortable places to read, talk, as well as eat some delicious deli fare and tasty baked goods.

2. ...owned a small store, what kind of merchandise would you sell?

See #1.

3. ...wrote a book, what genre would it be?

Fiction or Satire.
4. ...ran a school, what would you teach?

Economics. Perhaps a special course on the political motives behind economic theories.
5. ...recorded an album, what kind of music would be on it?

Alternative/Folk.