weaktwos | (no subject)

For months we've had this rat dwelling in the crawlspace above our ceiling here at work. Around 5pm each day, this rat begins his adventures which normally consist of victory runs between my and Gov's desk. Gov is the nickname for our security analyst.

Currently, I think he was flashdancing above my desk.

*Pitter-patter* He's a maniac! That's for sure!

So he needs a name. But I need some ideas.

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