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weaktwos ([personal profile] weaktwos) wrote2003-01-25 07:59 pm

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My mother wanted to rent "Unfaithful" to watch, because Diane Lane was nominated for a Golden Globe due to her performance.

Poor Edward (Richard Gere).

Faceless prison inmate: What are you in for, pal?
Edward: I once killed a man with a bare snow globe.

Advice for couples whose marriage is on the rocks: Discover shared interests, like hiding evidence.