weaktwos: (Electronics)
2006-09-28 01:30 am
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A possible glimpse into how I might die

Tonight was Goddess Game Night and the ladies and I gathered at Chez [livejournal.com profile] rubbrduckage domicile to play Killer Bunnies. I picked up [livejournal.com profile] taogrl and we hit the Nugget to get some snacks to accompany the fine dinner [livejournal.com profile] rubbrduckage made for us. We acquired some pesto pumpkin dip, some hummus, cantaloupe, breadsticks and candy.

I tasted the cantaloupe, which looked so tasty and fresh. It tasted funny. [livejournal.com profile] taogrl tasted some, too. We both remarked how odd it tasted. [livejournal.com profile] taogrl thought it had a citrusy flavor, I thought it has been soaked in sprite, or some funky preservative. Aside from flavor, it seemed quite fine. Finally [livejournal.com profile] rubbrduckage tasted it and said, "Oh, no. It's bad." Thank goodness someone in our group knows her science.

Essentially the melon was on the road to becoming a melon liqueur. Ew. Who knew fruit could look so good, taste interesting and yet be bad? Surely it doesn't mean to be bad; it's misunderstood.

Somehow I suspect [livejournal.com profile] taogrl may die together dining on something tainted.