Tweets du Jour

[weaktwos]

* 23:59 All those years of giggling at the name flonase for a nasal spray. Now I have to use it. Flonase, I think I love you. #
* 17:07 New Rule: if you go by the nickname of "Buzzy" Krongard and your brother is named Cookie Krongard, you need to be incarcerated with a b ... #
* 17:55 Maybe I need to start reading Cormac McCarthy in prepration for the new Coen brothers movie. #
* 21:09 Assassin's Creed is in the hizzouse. #
* 23:06 Watching Private Practice: Yes, if Taye Diggs walked into my house looking like he was beat up, I'd still attack him passionately, too. #

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Comments

[namfle.livejournal.com]

One of your tweets was truncated before the punchline. For soothe!

"hizzouse" made me laugh, and your lustifications of Taye Diggs following made me laugh even harder. Now I have "jungle fever" playing in my head. :D

-elf-

[weaktwos.livejournal.com]

The whole line was: New Rule: if you go by the nickname of "Buzzy" Krongard and your brother is named Cookie Krongard, you need to be incarcerated with a big fuzzy dude named Cuddles.

And hey, who doesn't have "jungle fever" in their heads? Especially when it comes to Taye Diggs?

[torsoheap.livejournal.com]

I like Nasonex more than Flonase. It dries me out less (that's a good thing).

[weaktwos.livejournal.com]

I'm okay with the dryness so far. It's been pretty darn moist up in there.