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Day in Review
Busy as hell.
Best line: "Oh, did I tell you that Larry puked on my 59 cent purse?"
Best rumor: "I hear our IMS system is run off an old Pong box. That explains why it's such a piece of shit."
Best counter rumor: "Our IMS system is run by a team of no more than 13 hamsters. IMS goes down when two or more stop to groom themselves."
Another theme: "How to make lasting friendships by whitening someone's teeth in a photo."
I almost got hit by some moron running a red light in downtown Sacramento. Good thing I hesitate at intersections. Dumbass.
Ms Tao found out that in Amsterdam, there are services available for women to take advantage of, as well. We're going to have to see if we can find twin male prostitutes there. Yee haw!
Best line: "Oh, did I tell you that Larry puked on my 59 cent purse?"
Best rumor: "I hear our IMS system is run off an old Pong box. That explains why it's such a piece of shit."
Best counter rumor: "Our IMS system is run by a team of no more than 13 hamsters. IMS goes down when two or more stop to groom themselves."
Another theme: "How to make lasting friendships by whitening someone's teeth in a photo."
I almost got hit by some moron running a red light in downtown Sacramento. Good thing I hesitate at intersections. Dumbass.
Ms Tao found out that in Amsterdam, there are services available for women to take advantage of, as well. We're going to have to see if we can find twin male prostitutes there. Yee haw!
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One of my high school friends actually asked me to use Photoshop to make her face look smaller and her eyes bigger before she posted it on the web :D.
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