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Anne's early attempts at haiku
These haikus were written throughout the day, and they reflect observations about some of the things I had to do, and some of the things I read.
Enjoy, or cringe.
Voicemail link is down.
Did you forget your password?
Try to remember.
You say this is right?
My butt hides monkeys that fly.
Do not wait for them.
I was lonely until
I got spam from Consuela
I am now complete
How could you know of
Secret plants and not about
Saddam Fedayeen?
How XP plagues us
No data was backed up here
Now our work doubles.
That joke came from where
A bazooka joe wrapper?
No more gum for you
The best solution
For this most complex system
Is to reboot it
Hear flap of wings as
my response time flys away
from my tender grasp
Enjoy, or cringe.
Voicemail link is down.
Did you forget your password?
Try to remember.
You say this is right?
My butt hides monkeys that fly.
Do not wait for them.
I was lonely until
I got spam from Consuela
I am now complete
How could you know of
Secret plants and not about
Saddam Fedayeen?
How XP plagues us
No data was backed up here
Now our work doubles.
That joke came from where
A bazooka joe wrapper?
No more gum for you
The best solution
For this most complex system
Is to reboot it
Hear flap of wings as
my response time flys away
from my tender grasp
no subject
My butt hides monkeys that fly.
Do not wait for them.
I am so sorry
My how your bottom must hurt
Don't squeeze the Charmin.
...and my favorite:
That joke came from where
A bazooka joe wrapper?
No more gum for you
very cute!
no subject