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My boss found a dead rat outside our office. He made it sound like it was a huge trailer puller. Hell's bells. I've seen bigger.

My now dearly departed yet beloved pet albino rat, Aphrodite (may she rest in peace), could have outweighed this little hood-rat.(given its coat, it was technically a hooded rat.)

I found some grievous errors were made by a few of our perfectionists in our unit. Hah.

From the "Take This Crow and Eat It" files, I found out that the punk who was hired for the promotion I interviewed for is making some stupid and bad management decisions. Shocking. I wonder how our ergonomic department was able to fashion a special chair for a fellow who has his head up his ass.

I had fun with database queries today, and other sundry mundanities. For a Monday, however, life is sweeter than tupelo honey.