Really...

[weaktwos]

Do I have to deal with stressed yahoos who ask me to call them back, then tell me they are pressed for time when I do call them back, and then proceed to talk my ear off?

Can I smack them, ma? Can I, please?

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[reannon.livejournal.com]

Yes. You have my permission.

[myasma.livejournal.com]

This is why telephone handsets are shaped like clubs.