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[weaktwos]

While fetching pizza at Zelda's tonight, I saw a flaming lesbian in full harsh mullet regalia waddling into the establishment. I was trying to imagine what the alternate universe in which that hairstyle was attractive was like when I heard her name was "Sophie".

Sophie? Is that what Sophie's choice was? To wear a mullet? I cry "foul!" to that. At least change your name to Spike, or Clitora, or something.

Comments

[almjbs.livejournal.com]

But why???

Oh the IRONY of that.

That's freaking hilarious!

[whysoblue.livejournal.com]

Hilarious!

[teeny-charib.livejournal.com]

Haha... I vote for Clitora!