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[weaktwos]

I got in this morning and there was no traffic.

I said to myself, “O glorious day! The traffic parts before me like the Red Sea! To what do I owe this most excellent fortune?”

Myself said to me, “It’s Columbus Day, dumbass.”

I responded to myself, “I don’t much like your tone, but thanks.”

Myself said to me, “Listen, princess, guess who hasn’t their coffee yet? If you want sugar and spice, call the My Little Pony Hotline. In the meantime, shut your gob and drive.”

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I should like to call...

[shimaera.livejournal.com]

...the My Little Pony hotline, and would be much obliged if you would kindly pass along the number.

Regardless of your tone.

:)