Wishful thinking...

[weaktwos]

Him: When I got my new prescription today the pharmacist told me "You cannot eat grapefruit with this!" "Not going to be a problem," I said.
Him: See, that's what I need, more medication like that.
Me: spared from the grapefruit menace
Him: Yes, no more grapefruit, darn.
Me: I'm waiting for the medication that says, "You must take with whipped cream!"
Him: "Take only after eating ice cream."
Me: Yeah. That's the stuff.

Comments

[lunza.livejournal.com]

"Take only after wild sweaty three-ring circus sex involving copious quantities of whipped cream." I'm there.

Three ring circus sex?

[weaktwos.livejournal.com]

...This doesn't involve Arturo the flipper baby and the bearded lady, does it?

[myasma.livejournal.com]

I am taking a medicine that prohibits eating grapefruit too.

I rarely eat grapefruit, although I like it. But as soon as I saw that warning, and ever since, I have wanted to eat grapefruit so bad!