Count of near death by cat experiences while cooking in the kitchen:

[weaktwos]

5

He's quiet, and he prefers to lay down right behind my feet while I'm at the stove.

Comments

[chainsawraven.livejournal.com]

Crazy death kitten.

Cooking is just one of the many tools that he as at his disposal for the purpose of bring about demise!

Heh

Re:

[weaktwos.livejournal.com]

well, since I'm a good cook, what a way to die!