Masturbating into a pack of bologna...

[weaktwos]

Are you tired?

Tell us why.

Comments

[modeleccentric.livejournal.com]

Into a pack of Bologna? Wondering what his man chowder tastes like? Hell,why doesn't he just bring a loaf of bread into his bunk as well and make a goddamn sandwich with what's left! Yeesh.

[weaktwos.livejournal.com]

I wrote a haiku expressing my reaction to your comment. Would you like to here it? Here it goes:

ew ew ew ew ew
ew ew ew ew ew ew ew
ew ew ew ew ew.

Thank you.

[modeleccentric.livejournal.com]

lessee....Five, seven, five....yep. That's a haiku. Now pardon me whilst I laugh my ass off!

[weaktwos.livejournal.com]

Thanks for the imagery of the bologna with the special sauce.

Urp.

[modeleccentric.livejournal.com]

It was begging.......