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weaktwos ([personal profile] weaktwos) wrote2004-08-17 07:28 am

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I just tripped over www.getoffended.com. These links below may not be work safe. Well, they pretty much aren't work safe.

[livejournal.com profile] scottage, you need this shirt.

And then there's the Glossary of Perversion.

And you will be offended on this site. If you're at work, don't go there.

Addendum:As a female, you might begin to feel annoyed at some of these terms. I truly hope that any many who has personally tested out these perverted terms was shot twice in the chest and once in the head. However, if you view this as a pissing contest among men who attempted to gross each other out with inappropriateness, you might find some amusement in these pages. Especially if you're unfamiliar with some terms like "Cleveland Steamer", "Blumpkin", "Hot Lunch".

[identity profile] scottage.livejournal.com 2004-08-17 07:39 am (UTC)(link)
Do I even want to know why I was chosen to be the one you recommend that shirt to?

[identity profile] weaktwos.livejournal.com 2004-08-17 07:41 am (UTC)(link)
Sure you do:

1)You taught me the term
2)You bought Donkeyberry Punch yogurt.

:-)

[identity profile] scottage.livejournal.com 2004-08-17 07:47 am (UTC)(link)
I taught you the term?

Sorry about your head then. I don't remember this at all, so I must have been drunk or something. You'll probably be ok though, because I punch like a sissy.

[identity profile] weaktwos.livejournal.com 2004-08-17 08:11 am (UTC)(link)
You don't remember Donkeyberry punch?

Yeah, I guess you do punch like a sissy. So it wouldn't qualify. ;-)

[identity profile] scottage.livejournal.com 2004-08-17 08:18 am (UTC)(link)
I ran out of Donkeyberry punch. All gone.

Besides, donkeypunch was sooo last month. It's all about the blumpkins now.

[identity profile] weaktwos.livejournal.com 2004-08-17 08:20 am (UTC)(link)
I could swear you were more of a Bismarck guy.

[identity profile] scottage.livejournal.com 2004-08-17 08:23 am (UTC)(link)
It's like I always say. Why settle for a "Cleveland Steamer" when you can turn it into a "Chili-Dog" with just a bit more work?

[identity profile] scottage.livejournal.com 2004-08-17 01:06 pm (UTC)(link)
I made this for a forums thread a while back.
Seems appropriate, yet wildly inappropriate:

Imagehttp://www.robothobo.com/sa/rm7.png

[identity profile] weaktwos.livejournal.com 2004-08-17 01:07 pm (UTC)(link)
Niiiiice.

[identity profile] dangermouse74.livejournal.com 2004-08-19 08:54 pm (UTC)(link)
hehe i shall have to read thru that later. i'll have to try some of those some day, like the "accomodater", i got the equipment for it ;-)

[identity profile] weaktwos.livejournal.com 2004-08-19 09:50 pm (UTC)(link)
It might be interesting....as soon as I recover from laughing that you have a strap-on on your chin. ;-p

There's your halloween costume right there, hot stuff. ;-)

[identity profile] dangermouse74.livejournal.com 2004-08-19 10:14 pm (UTC)(link)
haha thank you :-)

[identity profile] jennjenn71.livejournal.com 2004-08-20 07:01 am (UTC)(link)
Holy cow! I have never heard of such a thing. Geez. Louise. Jennifer