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[weaktwos]

Oy. I'm tired.

I'm struck by the occasional gruesome nature of the mundane. I was chewing my sandwich last night, at the Cheesecake factory, when I heard a crunch. Sadly, it the crunch sound was heard from the interior of my head. Not long after, I fully realized that it was my inner cheek I was crunching upon.

Now it's rather sore. Fortunately, this comment was made before I smarted off about the waiter eating his Grampa. It was not bad karma, per se, but pre-instant-karma.

Comments

[ratbastrd.livejournal.com]

Your cheek crunches? Mine's more chewey...

[weaktwos.livejournal.com]

I definitely heard a crunch. Perhaps it was the sound of my teeth grinding together through the flesh.

[moxiesocks.livejournal.com]

at least it wasn't a tooth!!

"pre-instant karma"..... that's great.