Gothic Poetry

[weaktwos]

So, I was watching a few shows by Voltaire. He's quite an amusing musician. He wrote a book entitled What is Goth. Included is a random Goth Poetry generator and a random Horror Poetry generator. Let's try one, shall we? The underlined words were randomly generated.



Dead birds descend from the hellish heights with yelping virgins in their horrifying claws . The shadows of my past call to me from beyond the limits of reality, flatulating in the bog...
The Ghost of Karloff is condemned, condemned, condemned .

Comments

[modeleccentric.livejournal.com]

I cut myself open one day to see what I looked like.
Unfortunately it's quite ordinary.
It seems, however, I've forgotten how to put myself back together again.

[weaktwos.livejournal.com]

Did you have any unused bones during reassembly?