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[weaktwos]

My Rosevillager coworkers showed me Ivy F. Shaw today.

Homie got 5% of the vote.

I was agog; I was aghast. I think he discovered speech to text software, and it all went horribly wrong.

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Get a gander at one of our perennial "candidates" that I posted about on karaisma4all's journal:

The ass runs a Polish internet mail order bride service and is our city's town screwball. He just changed his name from Fundaro to FundarSKI (?); has already been busted for smuggling women into the U.S.; has been tried in court for vandalizing his neighbors' cars sporting Red Wings flags because he "hates Commies"; proudly boasts a 40' flagpole on which he flies an Iraqi flag, among others; went to court for threatening to assassinate Vladi Konstantinov, the crippled Red Wings' player who was to be the guest MC of a local Christmas parade (poor Vladi had to stay home after the rifle threats); and runs for every office in the county area--while conducting/backing the dirtiest campaigns in the history of politics.

And, this assclown gets votes every fucking time because his name ends in a vowel.