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weaktwos ([personal profile] weaktwos) wrote2004-11-09 10:56 pm

More mirth from "America"

"Through most of the colonial history, inhabitants of the 13 colonies were loyal subjects of the British crown -- resourceful, dedicated, and as the Third Duchess of Kent (fig 2.4) was fond of saying, "Some tea-drinkin' motherfuckahs." In fact, whenever the subject of the New World was mentioned within earshot, the Duchess could always be counted on for a wistful head-shake and a hearty "Motherfuckahs love that motherfuckin' tea."

Fig. 2.4:The Third Duchess of Kent's boorish manners and vulgar language made the Fifth Earl of Norwich look like the Ninth Viscount of Shropshire."

[identity profile] tunskit.livejournal.com 2004-11-10 07:40 am (UTC)(link)
You're joking, aren't you?

[identity profile] weaktwos.livejournal.com 2004-11-10 07:48 am (UTC)(link)
Well yeah. the whole book is a spoof!

[identity profile] tunskit.livejournal.com 2004-11-10 09:18 am (UTC)(link)
Ah, that makes a lot more sense now.