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[weaktwos]

According to musak, Billy Joel doesn't know why he goes insane. He divorced Christie Brinkley (The Uptown Girl!). He was already insane.

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[patricks.livejournal.com]

Hm. I think Christie has gone on to divorce at least two other husbands, so I'm not sure we can pin this one on Billy. But you may be right, he may be cra-a-azy.

[weaktwos.livejournal.com]

But it may have just been a lunatic she was looking for.

Sure I can pin it on Billy. I may not be right, but it's a battle of the sexes thang. ;-)

[patricks.livejournal.com]

He's An Innocent Man, I tell you!

[weaktwos.livejournal.com]

Oh no! And only the good die young!

[patricks.livejournal.com]

Good point. Billy's getting on in years, so how innocent can he be? But we know he didn't light the fire!

[weaktwos.livejournal.com]

No, The Doors' baby lit the fire. Billy didn't start it; and we didn't either!

[patricks.livejournal.com]

Hee. But it was always burning. Maybe we should go to the river of dreams for some water to put it out.

[weaktwos.livejournal.com]

Is that near Allentown?

[patricks.livejournal.com]

Hm, I don't know. Maybe we should just go sit at the bar and put bread in his jar, instead.

[weaktwos.livejournal.com]

Or we could take a cruise on the Downeaster Alexa...

[patricks.livejournal.com]

Hey, it's all rock and roll to me.