Planets Made of Wood

[weaktwos]

Yeah, why don't they make a sci fi action movie featuring a planet made of wood? It could feature a long-suffering, morose culture that suffers from excessive splinters in the feet.

Perhaps the shrubberies could be made of pipecleaners!

I am now settling in to watch Count of Monte Christo, perhaps I'll get in some guitar practice, as well.

Reminiscence of the weekend: some of the artwork featured at the Artist's Collaberative included paintings of asian ( I am not astute enough to recognize it as Japanese or Chinese or whatnot) character symbols. One stood for good fortune. The phonetic translation into it's particular native language was "Fuku".

Comments

[patricks.livejournal.com]

I'd like to be the trader who lands on that planet with a cargo hold full of belt sanders.

Or ... wait ... wouldn't the first spaceship to land on the planet set it on fire? What's the fine for burning down a planet?

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[weaktwos.livejournal.com]

No fine, save for the honor of living on the Kingsford Charcoal briquet planet.

[clemidia.livejournal.com]

Heehee--terrorists would merely need termites or carpenter ants.

Finally, Michigan would have an exportable product...

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[weaktwos.livejournal.com]

Ant-thrax?

[chainsawraven.livejournal.com]

Did someone say Pipecleaners?

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[weaktwos.livejournal.com]

Well, that's quite interesting, Dan. Thats----AAAIIIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEE! What the fuck is that !?! Some craft fair porn cottage industry? Why couldn't she just be involved in S&M like every other freak?

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[chainsawraven.livejournal.com]

Hehe.


All I can say is... You wanted your pipe cleaned, well now you got it!

:P