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weaktwos ([personal profile] weaktwos) wrote2002-12-09 05:13 pm
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Feh

I'm not on a jury yet, but I'm a "prospective juror". This voir dire process really cracks me up, as long as I can stay awake through it.

Day two tomorrow...
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[identity profile] patricks.livejournal.com 2002-12-09 05:23 pm (UTC)(link)
You've been promoted! Soon you'll be Queen of the Courthouse.

My first duty as Queen Anne I, Regina

[identity profile] weaktwos.livejournal.com 2002-12-09 10:24 pm (UTC)(link)
"Judge, let my people go!"

[identity profile] ex-zakh565.livejournal.com 2002-12-09 09:28 pm (UTC)(link)
If what you really want is jury dismissal,
The method for removal is really quite simple.

What to do only requires minor work in advance;
Simply show up to court with a turd in your pants.

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[identity profile] weaktwos.livejournal.com 2002-12-09 10:03 pm (UTC)(link)
You know, that might indeed work, for the charge being considered is Assault and Crappery.
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