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An Open Letter to Moose
Dear Moose,
I saw your moment of stardom in a recent Enterprise Rent-a-Car commercial. Looking as if you just got off your shift from the used car lot, it's quite clear that those years of post football-game beers caught up to you, tripped you, and ran across the finish line while you took a dirt nap. Despite that, you gamely decided to show up at your high school reunion.
Despite the fact that your knuckles barely hover above the ground, and that your jaw is prone to sagging below the rest of your head, you really did look sharp in that Cadillac you rented from Enterprise.
Fortunately, it looks like Buffy and Ling Ling from the Drill Team were impressed by "your" car. Hopefully you have the car reserved long enough so that you can give them a lift to their next AA meeting.
Go Moose, go.
-A
I saw your moment of stardom in a recent Enterprise Rent-a-Car commercial. Looking as if you just got off your shift from the used car lot, it's quite clear that those years of post football-game beers caught up to you, tripped you, and ran across the finish line while you took a dirt nap. Despite that, you gamely decided to show up at your high school reunion.
Despite the fact that your knuckles barely hover above the ground, and that your jaw is prone to sagging below the rest of your head, you really did look sharp in that Cadillac you rented from Enterprise.
Fortunately, it looks like Buffy and Ling Ling from the Drill Team were impressed by "your" car. Hopefully you have the car reserved long enough so that you can give them a lift to their next AA meeting.
Go Moose, go.
-A
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