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weaktwos ([personal profile] weaktwos) wrote2002-12-11 06:39 pm

It's Over.

The defendent was guilty, guilty, guilty. At the very least, if she didn't actually do the crime, she made up a lame story to cover it up.

Here's the opening comments of our deliberation:

Me, getting out some gum: Anyone want some gum?

Them: No, but you get to be the foreperson!

Damn, I got conned into doing it again.

Two juries, two foreperson positions. Battin' a grand.

[identity profile] clemidia.livejournal.com 2002-12-11 07:59 pm (UTC)(link)
What happened to the Urine Guy?

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[identity profile] weaktwos.livejournal.com 2002-12-11 08:01 pm (UTC)(link)
He got dismissed. He had a bandaid on his forehead, so I assume he bumped his head and wet the bed and didn't get up in the morning.

[identity profile] clemidia.livejournal.com 2002-12-11 10:14 pm (UTC)(link)
So, yer saying he sprung a leak?

Just as well. Leaks to the press on cases are really a problem.

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[identity profile] weaktwos.livejournal.com 2002-12-11 10:30 pm (UTC)(link)
'tis better than leaks ON the press

[identity profile] clemidia.livejournal.com 2002-12-12 07:51 pm (UTC)(link)
As a potential member of the gainfully employed Fifth Estate, I'd better start wearing a raincoat.

Ironically, I have a yellow one...