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weaktwos ([personal profile] weaktwos) wrote2006-01-24 09:16 pm
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Fear Factor, my ass!

So, while unpacking tonight, I made the mistake of turning on my television and not seeking entertainment more to my liking. The channel was on NBC, and Fear Factor was on. The challenge? Spin your partner on a wheel and where she stops determines the type of kamikaze haircut he or she will receive. There were mohawks, bald patches, etc.

The guys, of course, were nonplussed. The women were freaking. One in particular. Now, if I'm going on fear factor, getting my haircut would be the least of my worries. I mean, it will grow back. Until it does, you put on a hat and when someone looks at you funny, you say "I was on fear factor!". 'Nuff said.

Here these women were, previously wrything amongst or eating bugs, and a haircut was freaking them out. Puhlease. What a disappointment.

[identity profile] ybunny.livejournal.com 2006-01-25 12:10 pm (UTC)(link)
I have a feeling that they could only improve my hair cut.

I can only assume that they are needing new ideas for challenges.
I think I could suggest a few idea's. now I'm sorry if they have already done these. I've only seen about 2 and a bit programs.

they could get them to ride on a jet propelled motorbike (maybe traveling 200 mles an hour)
they could get bisexual porn star to fuck each one up the bum.

they could get them to kill some livestock animal and then rip out the animals heart, cook it and eat it.

they could get then to walk on hot coals
they could get them to stand still while someone throws knifes at them evercloser. or the william tell test where they get someone to shoot everdecreasing sized objects of their heads.
they could get the challangers to run into a burning structure and rescue 5 stuffed animals.

thats it for just now