New Adult Cereal idea(well, new to me)

[weaktwos]

I think they should make a cereal for adults. Low in fat, high in camp, Kellogg's "Porn Flakes" would be an important part of your daily breakfast, as well as containing corn-flakey resemblances of genitalia and sexual positions.

Warning: may be disappointed when certain porn flakes get soggy in milk.

They would be available in regular and frosted, of course. The mascot would be Ron Jeremy in a leapard skin scarf.

Comments

[saintrigger.livejournal.com]

:)

You need to have big "O"s that come with them too.

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[weaktwos.livejournal.com]

But of course. :-)

[clemidia.livejournal.com]

HAHAHAHAHAHHA!

You two crack me up. Uh--don't forget the Pink Tongues and Yellow Moons. And if you add pubes, people could save time by flossing while they eat.;)