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[weaktwos]

I suppose some folks might find it sexy to note that I recently finished taking a hot, steamy shower. I was lathering up all my delicate parts and luxuriating under the hot water as it cascaded down my body.

Then I accidentally inhaled some of that hot, steamy water and began choking for a minute.

Oh yeah.

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[clemidia.livejournal.com]

A couple of times, over the years, I have showered in a hurry, only to be scrubbing my face and have one of my long nails accidentally shoot up a nostril and damn near bleed me to death.

The best time, though was just as I was rushing to shower before a Halloween party. Picture a giant bird with beak, and blood streaming down her face. I looked like a lucky hunter connected with me en route to the party.

[almjbs.livejournal.com]

Ah that's not too bad. But thank you for sharing. :)