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Note to self:

Submit recommendation to Mini Cooper's marketing squad to use the following slogans:
"The Mini Cooper S: it's small enough to fit up your ass, and fast enough to traverse your colon in a split second."

"The Mini Cooper S: S for speed. S for suppository. S for spending way too much money.

I'm up; just not at 'em

Tonight the platinum chefs will convene to make German cuisine. This means I shall stop and bring some german beer to the event.

Now that the Beverages and More is open down the street, I should accomplish this task with no difficulties.

I will also appropriate some fixins for making "Irish Car Bombs". In a few weeks, I'll be going camping with the party boys and girls at Sly Park. Copious amounts of spirits shall be consumed. Then, we shall find a ravine in which to puke, and crawl to our respective tents. Well, I likely won't puke, unless I really overdo it, which is rare. For I am still a cheap date.

Man alive, my weekends are full. Next weekend, I have the Susan Komen Race for the Cure, then mother's day. The following weekend is a party at a winery my friend owns. Then I'll be in Colorado Springs for a week, then camping on memorial day weekend. Then I'll have a spare weekend, then travel to San Antonio. I just agreed to participate in a limo-ride/Amador wine country tour the on the saturday after that. I'm probably going to need to hide in a cave for a few weekends after that time.

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I watched a movie this morning called "Chutney Popcorn". It was about a punjabi lesbian living in New York, having a baby for her infertile sister, and finding true happiness.

It was like an after school special for multi-cultural lesbians. When I went to IMDB.com, I found out why I felt that the movie was so shallow and trite...even if it included a lesbian Indian woman.


The movie was directed by Nisha Ganatra, who also played the main character. Many of us have seen Nisha's work before. She directed several Real World episodes.

EEEEWWWWWWWWW!! That's almost as bad as getting your start as a pornography director.

And back it goes to netflix.

That's the last time I rent a movie and say, "With a name like Chutney Popcorn, it's gotta be good!"

Readapalooza

You know, that's just wrong.

It's a good thing to get kids to read, and it's a fun way to do it. I remember when special events came to our elementary school like this. It was neat.

But I'm curious to find out where they hid this truck. Unless they got it out of town before anyone knew it was missing.

And are we going to have a high speed readapalooza truck chase?

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Perhaps I should name my next pet, which will likely be a dog, "Essence of Dubai".

Lola Rennt!

Platinum Chefs tonight was quite good and easy. We had sour cabbage, which turned out well (not as gross and stringy as saur kraut), some mixed veggies, some pork chops and a wurst of some sort.

I brought several different bottles of german beer, we sampled them. Then we had wine with dinner. Needless to say, we got a little rummy.

I rented Run, Lola, Run! as a movie to accompany our German themed evening. I still like that movie quite a bit. The rest o' the chefs enjoyed it as well.

A good time had by all. It beats the lesbian after-school special I caught earlier in the day.

The Kings beat the Mavs. Yay.