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I made a comment that, when taken out of context, sounds slightly ribald:

"Someone's sitting on a 21-incher."

Fortunately, I was discussing Asset Management.

Someone else was talking about the "Big 12".

Him: do you know anything about the Big 12?
Her: No, but I wanna!

Fortunately, but not for her, it refers to a database.

Ah, the joys of filthy little minds.


Now, I have the night away from people. I saw some coworkers off to the airport with some hors d'oeuvres and top shelf margaritas. Now I'm going to head to the medical center fitness center and work out. It's got a nice walking park that's free to the public, and makes for a most pleasant walk. Trinity is out at Fiesta Texas, riding coasters with a friend. I can't stand coasters, except for basic ones.

We fly back home tomorrow night. Hooray!

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I'm watching CNN Crossfire. Two fat white guys, one of whom is Rev. Jerry Falwell are arguing about the fact that the Baptists at some baptist convention bashed the Muslims.

Falwell is a fool. He's likely evil. "anyone who reads the History of Islam on Falwell.com will see all the facts." Uh huh. Riiight. Even better: the host started laughing hysterically.

Now that's entertainment.

Crossfire strikes me as a pile of steamy rhetoric. The two guests have very little time to present a cogent argument to state their position. The end result is them presenting 30-second fluff and self-induced hyperventilation.

A fun commercial then comes on for IloveAlpacas.com

Maybe I should get me an Alpaca. I would feel guilty, though, if my Alpaca got out of my yard and went Alpromenading in the streets. I'm sure someone would be mortified to hit an Alpaca on the road.