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As I'm sorting my travel laundry, Sascha decides to stampede the laundry. He gets his paws caught on my black, lacy bra, and drags it after him for several feet before retreating under my bed.

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Well, here's something to consider for all those obese people who were insulted by Southwest Airline's policy of charging obese people for two tickets.

While I'm not a thin lass myself, I still fit within my seat. But I've spent many an uncomfortable flight next to huge people. In a way, I'm not opposed to charging heavy people more. However, I think it will be a tough policy to enforce, unless you start asking for measurements.

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While skulking about in Borders, I saw a cook book entitled, "Great British Cooking".

I laughed. Hard.

Any country that serves green peas with fish and chips should be shot. Really.

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I have nearly 500 photos in total of my trips to Paris and London. I'm beginning to sort through them slowly but surely.

Yes, call me easily entertained, or call me tacky, but this amused me greatly.
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Clever media advertising

CNN was advertising their CNN show with Paula Zahn. They included a video bite of the following:

Paula: I knew you'd slip that in there!
Trent Lott: I had to slip that in there.

Of course, my filthy mind belly flopped right in the gutter on that one.

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Dammit, my guitar lesson was cancelled tonight. I drove all the way up I5 to find that out.

grrr....

Count of near death by cat experiences while cooking in the kitchen:

5

He's quiet, and he prefers to lay down right behind my feet while I'm at the stove.