The Less Glamourous Side of Kitten Ownership

It's cute when Sascha hops into the shower to walk around in the water and explore.

It's no big deal when he uses the litter box.

He's precious when he jumps around on my bed.

However, when he does the following in succession, and in the order presented, well, that just grosses me out.

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One of my customers is annoying me.

She's persistently and consistently stupid, or she's just downright devious and trying to get away with free equipment.

She must be pummelled with bats.