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I'm watching the news whilst I dress for work.

Yet another couple hundred cruise passengers get violently ill at sea. What gives?

What would Captain Stubing do!?

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There's a guy here at work who looks a few mishapen features shy of Sloth from the Goonies.

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Goodness gracious! Today's day at the office turned out to be a day at the zoo!

Someone beer me, quick!

Well, cosmo-me, maybe.

Oh hell, just gin and tonic me or scotch me.

After that, someone should AA-me.

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Well, home at last! I made a stop at Trader Joe's. I SO wish they would build a store down here. Their stuff is so good. Tonight, I must practice for my guitar final, do christmas cards, prepare some work gifts, blah blah blah.

Of I go!

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I've been watching livejournal for a while, and have seen a great many folk become jaded by LJ drama and what not. Then I saw them make their journal "Friends Only".

They are so silly. The problem all started by people who were their friends in the first place! Only a true friend would care enough to fuck you over once or twice. I say to hell with that! Why do you think there's a poker game out there called "Fuck Your Buddy"? This is what friends with benefits really means!

After much deliberation, I found the solution!

From now on, my journal will be Strangers Only!

If you're a friend, you're not allowed to read my journal.

So there! Hah hah!

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Guitar practice is...fun.

Chord progression:

C9 D G/B C9
C9 D G/B C9
D
G/B C9 D (x 10)
G/B C9 C9 D
G/B C9 D (x 11)
Bridge:
Em C9 G D
Em C9 G D D
G/B C9 C9 D
G/B C9 D (x 11)


Of course, what happens is I get distracted in my 6th repetition, and lose count, and pray I stopped at 11 for the Coda.
Ah, music, what a strict mistress you are.

In other news, my gift for the white elephant gift exchange is complete! We have:
1 Bottle of Charles Shaw Cab Sauvignon wine (inexpensive, yet good, I'm told by wine fans)
2 rolls of dutch dark chocolates
and 1 male leopard skin g-string that made it into the gag gifts last year, and I dutifully kept for this year. The female Fredericks of Hollywood thong is at large and in someone else's possession. It shall surface tomorrow as well.

Weee!