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I noticed that Petsmart has an excellent dominatr--I mean Equestrian/Equus section. Lots of saddles, bits, bridles, crops for you and your "Stallion".

Tivo doesn't think I'm gay, but it thinks I want to see Beverly Hills 90210. It can't possibly make that decision based on me putting in a Season Pass for:
West Wing
The Simpsons
Buffy the Vampire Slayer
Any movies with Jodie Foster.


Ah well.

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I'm watching Woody Allen's "Shadows and Fog". Jodie Foster has a bit part in it. She plays a prostitute. How fun. Lily Tomlin plays a madam. Mia Farrow just whored herself out to John Cusack for 700 bucks. This is one reason why Woody Allen movies are fun.

Woody's Ultimatum

"Someone is lurking around up the street."
Woody: W-w-would you like me to start weeping, or should I break into a run?"

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Ms. Tao came over tonight to watch Woody Allen's "Everything You Wanted to Know About Sex (but were afraid to ask)". I had remembered certain aspects of this movie fondly when I was a wee lass. I realized I didn't get many of the references, now that I've seen it 20 years later.

I think Gene Wilder's vignette with Daisy the Sheep is by far the most darling.

The dramatization of the inner-workings of the male was rather amusing, as well. There is one scene in the gonads where the sperm(played by Woody Allen and various other actors) are waiting to make their final egress. In a sea of white sperm, there's one black sperm saying, "Why am I here? What am I doing here?" Hee.

We then watched Oz. Boy, I am out of touch. I did catch the reference to St. Eligius in Boston, however. Very cute.

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I just slit my finger up a treat in a freak toilet bowl cleaning-related accident. Ew. Drilling down with further detail, I cut my finger on Lysol Toilet cleaner's safety lid. Yes, I was maimed by the safety lid.