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I'm watching the Kings vs. Mavericks playoff game on tee vee. Apparently, the coaching staff of the Mavericks briefed their team as follows:

"Men, we're going to try something different tonight: no Defense. They'll never see it coming! Muahahahah."

Waaah! I think Hester Prynne would outscore me!

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Category	Your Score	Average
Self-Lovin'	60% Explored the pleasures of the flesh	60.4%
Shamelessness	71.4% It takes a couple of drinks	75.9%
Sex Drive	78.9% The Pope is envious	74%
Straightness	16.1% Knows the other body type like a map	39%
Gayness	100%	77.8%
Fucking Sick	87.6% Refreshingly normal	87.2%
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