Sitcom games

This didn't work out too well, considering I have "friends" that are communities. And Robert Blake plays me?!? Why, I oughtta...

My LiveJournal Sitcom
As The weaktwos Turns (TNN, 12:30): weaktwos (Robert Blake) teaches giada (Ewan McGregor) about modern dance. That weekend, doonesbury (Richard Gere) causes problems at work when a file from atomicnumber51 (Amanda Plummer) has a virus. Nearby, ranty (Mary-Kate Olsen) and skippy69or96 (Andy Griffith) buy the theatre. Later, politicalwire (Jason Priestley) buys geocaching (James Doohan)'s old toothbrush. Later that day, theonionfeed (Peter MacNicol) dances with lj_dev (Alan Rickman). Hilarious results follow.
What's Your LiveJournal Sitcom? (by rfreebern)

So, I tried it again. Joan Collins plays scarcrest. Hah! kellinator, you are played by Bridget Fonda. Meow! I see that by an earlier post of kellinator, that this little game maintains static identities. *sigh* Thusly, I'm still played by Robert Blake. I rebuke this sitcom generator.

My LiveJournal Sitcom
At the Eiffel Tower (TNN, 12:30): weaktwos (Robert Blake) teaches kellinator (Bridget Fonda) about planetary motion. Later that day, kalapuya (Kate Beckinsale) and jek_porkins (James Earl Jones) write a children's book. At the same time, agrupdate (Charo) marries dilbert_feed (Jack Lemmon)'s nephew. Then, theonionfeed (Peter MacNicol) gets mad at scarcrest (Joan Collins) and decides to join the Peace Corps. The next day, bill_maher (Richard Dreyfuss) is allergic to teeny_charib (Dreyfus, Julia Loui)'s desk. Craziness ensues.
What's Your LiveJournal Sitcom? (by rfreebern)