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Oct. 13th, 2003 10:18 amI got in this morning and there was no traffic.
I said to myself, “O glorious day! The traffic parts before me like the Red Sea! To what do I owe this most excellent fortune?”
Myself said to me, “It’s Columbus Day, dumbass.”
I responded to myself, “I don’t much like your tone, but thanks.”
Myself said to me, “Listen, princess, guess who hasn’t their coffee yet? If you want sugar and spice, call the My Little Pony Hotline. In the meantime, shut your gob and drive.”
I said to myself, “O glorious day! The traffic parts before me like the Red Sea! To what do I owe this most excellent fortune?”
Myself said to me, “It’s Columbus Day, dumbass.”
I responded to myself, “I don’t much like your tone, but thanks.”
Myself said to me, “Listen, princess, guess who hasn’t their coffee yet? If you want sugar and spice, call the My Little Pony Hotline. In the meantime, shut your gob and drive.”
