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Happy "Like New" Year!

It's Friday and I'm on my way back to work. Christmas and New Years have horked up my internal clock. I kept thinking yesterday was Sunday. Fear not, I'll trudge through this day and have two more days off again. Glee!

I'm feeling rather hibernatory lately. I suppose this sinus stuff helps.

This morning, when I got out of the shower, my two cats were sitting at attention on the toilet lid. It's too bad they can't hand me a towel while they are at it. However, it is enough that they are so cute.

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Work is slow, yet again. The monotony was broken a bit when I had to skip work for an hour to attend my Friday drum lesson. I learned more cool drills. Now if only I wasn't such a gaming whore and put more time into my drumming, I would rock!

Tonight: the gym and le Target are top on my list. Ooh, and the gas station. I am reminded of the wise words of Jackson Brown when he said, "runnin' on empty". I need dish soap and kitty supplies.

I am foresaking my automatic litter box for the classic, non-automated option. One cat was liveable, but two cats is hell on that poor Littermaid. First off, they track the clumping litter all over space (if they don't kick it there first). Second, they construct devil's mountain in there daily. That's it. Back to Johnny Cat and cat pan liners.

The sinus thang is still there, but with some dayquil or sudafed, I can get rid of the peskiness side of it. I just hope it goes away. I would hate to have to be a chronic allergy sufferer who has to go to the doc for meds. That's just no fun.

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yansa was so gracious in sharing this, that I must pass it on to you good people!

Bilbo!

Bilbo!

I shave with a Katana!

A motorcycle enthusiast acquaintance of mine pointed me to a trailer of the movie Faster. The men in this movie are so manly, they wipe their asses with landmines instead of Northern tissue.

It is fascinating, some folks' desire for extremely dangerous sports.

Then I was inspired with marketing ploy. Why not name disposable razors after motorcycles, promising they guarantee the closest shave ever!

Hawt Lemming Action

Thanks, yansa!

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Wow! I'm hell on wheels! I am victorious, confident and strong of will! Wheeee!

Oh. Mallowmars. I really shouldn't. No. No. I cannot. I musn't. *chomp**chomp*chomp*

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An experience in the Target parking lot inspired me to write this whimsical little piece. I felt the need for a new breed of Superhero...
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