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Apr. 6th, 2004 09:50 amI think I shall propose marriage to my packets of Sudafed. Yes, that is what I shall do.
Life is rather good, but I could use some days off. I need a road trip. I need trees, flora, fauna, and fresh air. I think I shall check the calendar in May and get myself a long, long weekend.
This morning, as my normal morning fog hovered about me, I was prey to the treacherous first sip of my tea in the seemingly harmless commuter mug.
Anyone else have this problem? You try to gently tilt the mug. You only want a sip of the hot beveragey goodness. But no. You might as well have treated it like a shot glass at a frat party. You still get a mouthful of lava.
If anyone had been in my clean, perky suburban neighborhood, they would have witnessed me, a mild-mannered professional, spitting out hot minty tea and wincing in pain.
My mouth has that whole-burned feeling now.
Malevolent beverage, I rebuke you!
Life is rather good, but I could use some days off. I need a road trip. I need trees, flora, fauna, and fresh air. I think I shall check the calendar in May and get myself a long, long weekend.
This morning, as my normal morning fog hovered about me, I was prey to the treacherous first sip of my tea in the seemingly harmless commuter mug.
Anyone else have this problem? You try to gently tilt the mug. You only want a sip of the hot beveragey goodness. But no. You might as well have treated it like a shot glass at a frat party. You still get a mouthful of lava.
If anyone had been in my clean, perky suburban neighborhood, they would have witnessed me, a mild-mannered professional, spitting out hot minty tea and wincing in pain.
My mouth has that whole-burned feeling now.
Malevolent beverage, I rebuke you!
