Women have "Mason-Dixon lines"?

It is nearing noon, and I am not out of bed yet. I got out for a wee bit...doing some laundry, etc. But then I went back to my beloved bed.

I have caught up on a week's worth of missed Daily Show episodes.

Chris Hitchens comes off as a strung out bastard.

Brian Williams is a masterful straight man. He danced well with Jon Stewart.

The Cooter Festival. Oh, Inverness, you so crazy!

Happy Chrismahanakwanzikah. Wow. Those ad-wizards are really burning a hole in my tv screens.

I got a new santa hat!

As dslartoo said, I look like a "Whoville" citizen.