What's the best way to lose 96 million dollars?

...manage our government's money in Iraq!

U.S. cannot account for nearly $100 million spent in Iraq.


I guess when you're dealing with 8.8 billion dollars, it's easy to lose a million here, a million there. *yawn* It's just so hard to keep track of all that stuff.

I think there are some contract employees that made some extra money in "hazard pay", though.

Here's a line...

Elvis is the mirror of our nation: fat but formerly great.


This was taken from the beginning of a New York Times article on the Elvis movie coming soon.

Cake class

Tonight was the first cake class in which we decorated our cake after learning some new techniques. Roses come in 2 more weeks. Next week we do clowns. I don't foresee myself doing clowns in the future. But hey, it might come in handy.

Now, I will show you this second cake, but first, you must know the audience for whom this cake is intended. We've got three coworkers from three of our other offices coming in to work hard this weekend for a move we have. So, I am welcoming them with this personalized cake.

( Welcome, Team! )

Of course, I forgot the comma, which I am about to remedy.