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Anne v. Nextel, Part 1
May. 26th, 2005 12:47 amYou Yellow Bastards
I moved from t-mobile to Nextel a few months back because I wanted a phone with bluetooth to interact with my car, as well as a reasonable monthly internet package so I can have email access and what not. Well, I am paying the price.
Despite having an employee discount via my employer that waves the contract, Nextel is trying to assess a early cancellation fee on me. So, I'll have to do battle with corporate accounts. Feh.
And Oh, My Eyes!
Tonight, put in some overtime upgrading some hardware, and met up with![[livejournal.com profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/external/lj-userinfo.gif)
taogrl briefly for a quick cup-o-joe and catch-up at Naked Lounge. What I saw there compelled taogrl and I to enter into the "We're to old to understand this bullshit" realm.
What happened, you may ask? Well, lemme tell ya. Two lesbians walked in. Not that there's anything wrong with that. But one of them was not only embracing male clothing. She was embracing the "Bad Idea" line of male fashion.
What is the "Bad Idea" line of male fashion, you may ask. Well, let me tell ya!
You know those big, baggy skater boy shorts? The ones that skinny dudes usually wear, but four more of their friends could also fit inside.
Anyway, she was wearing these shorts...and she was doing the whole droopy-drawer routine with the upper 75% of her boxer-shorted behind on display. This style doesn't look good or interesting on anyone, be their butt big or small.
I just don't understand this style. Sure, I love baggy clothes. They are comfy. I love comfy. But when you're letting your shorts ride so low as to shame the Norge Refrigerator Repairman, such apparel ceases to be considered pants or shorts, but instead are legwarmers.
When will the younger crowd decide to stage their fashion rebellion with burlap sacks? It's as flattering, and so much cheaper.
I moved from t-mobile to Nextel a few months back because I wanted a phone with bluetooth to interact with my car, as well as a reasonable monthly internet package so I can have email access and what not. Well, I am paying the price.
Despite having an employee discount via my employer that waves the contract, Nextel is trying to assess a early cancellation fee on me. So, I'll have to do battle with corporate accounts. Feh.
And Oh, My Eyes!
Tonight, put in some overtime upgrading some hardware, and met up with
taogrl briefly for a quick cup-o-joe and catch-up at Naked Lounge. What I saw there compelled taogrl and I to enter into the "We're to old to understand this bullshit" realm. What happened, you may ask? Well, lemme tell ya. Two lesbians walked in. Not that there's anything wrong with that. But one of them was not only embracing male clothing. She was embracing the "Bad Idea" line of male fashion.
What is the "Bad Idea" line of male fashion, you may ask. Well, let me tell ya!
You know those big, baggy skater boy shorts? The ones that skinny dudes usually wear, but four more of their friends could also fit inside.
Anyway, she was wearing these shorts...and she was doing the whole droopy-drawer routine with the upper 75% of her boxer-shorted behind on display. This style doesn't look good or interesting on anyone, be their butt big or small.
I just don't understand this style. Sure, I love baggy clothes. They are comfy. I love comfy. But when you're letting your shorts ride so low as to shame the Norge Refrigerator Repairman, such apparel ceases to be considered pants or shorts, but instead are legwarmers.
When will the younger crowd decide to stage their fashion rebellion with burlap sacks? It's as flattering, and so much cheaper.
