Oct. 4th, 2005

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With very special thanks to the Onion:

Libra: You won't be hit by a bus this week, exactly. Circumstances will unfold so that you're traveling at almost 100 miles an hour when you strike a stationary bus.


Awww yeah. Now that's what I'm talkin' 'bout.

The Answer!

Oct. 4th, 2005 11:42 pm
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At long last, The Onion has the answer to America's Obesity problem.

WASHINGTON, DC—America's morbidly obese are hungry. For years, the processed-food industry has desperately tried to placate them with empty-calorie foodstuffs with a satisfying texture, but their appetites have proven insatiable. A new report released Monday by the National Health Council, however, suggests that the answer to morbidly obese Americans' problems could be standing right behind them in the buffet line.

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