Memage

rpmiller was serving memes for breakfast. I thought I'd take a nibble.

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Fun at Wonkette.com

Wonkette covered O'Reilly's interview on the Today show.

O'Reilly Rises From Dead For Today Show Appearance

Bill O'Reilly, faintly croaking on The Today Show: "To fight every single day of my life, which is literally what I do in this culture war, this intense battle, it just sucks the energy out of you. So, I'm like an athlete. My body's going to break down sooner or later under the stress of this."

Would somebody please give this soldier, this athlete, this broken-down, sucked-out four-star general and high-scoring quarterback of the Culture Wars a massage, please? Honestly, he makes Keith Richards look like a Noxema Girl.

Here's a bad joke for ya...

So, we're giving away some of our old equipment at work. Some of this equipment involves 19" monitors. Most of the monitors are white/beige. A few of them are black.

So, a woman drives up to our giveaway area and she's picking up a monitor. We give her a black one.

As we place it into the trunk, she shouts, "It's HUGE!".

As she leaves, I whisper to Cupcake, my coworker, "Are black monitors larger, on average, than white monitors?"

He was a pile of giggles after that.