Saint du Jour
Feb. 26th, 2006 01:23 pmOkay, some catch-up is required.
February 23rd:
Saint Margaret of Cortona
She was beautiful, she married well. Had a son. Apparently, she had an affair, and her lover was killed. She joined the Franciscan order. She did a lot of penance, and was granted a lot of graces. Thankfully, she wasn't martyred. Apparently, in pictoral representations, she appears with a dog. This dog supposedly found her lover's body.
February 24th
Saint Matthias, d. 1370
After Judas left the band, Joshua and crew needed to allow one more to join the ranks. It was narrowed down to two groupies, Justus and Matthias. I call them groupies because they hung around with the apostles (or the ministry of Jesus). So, Saint Matthias was promoted. So, they drew straws and God made Matthias pick the short straw. He was martyred spreading the gospel somewhere, but they aren't sure which, and there's no support sources to confirm that. I'm going to throw my guess in, which states that he died in a brothel in Palestine.
February 25th
Saint Avertanus and his sidekick Blessed Romeo
Avertanus was a pious boy, and when the time came to choose his avocation, he wanted to enter the Carmelite order at Limoges. His parents begged him to stay. "Have pity on my white hair," his old man said, "I shall die soon and whom will I have to close my eyes?"
Avertanus paused a moment and thought, "I'd rather spend all day praying on my knees until they feel like leather than watch my dad die." So, he replied that "...God never abandons those who do His will, that the happiness of parents consists in that of their children.."
Other sources claim that Avertanus also said, "Serves you right for not having more children. One of them could have stayed behind to 'close your eyes'. Man! All those chores you made me do seriously harshed my pious-time!" *
Apparently, he was a hard-core monk, and he had a desire to take a Pilgrimage to Rome. He was given Romeo, a lay brother (wink wink nudge nudge) of the convent. Apparently they were very good travelling companions. They prayed often and visited every church along the way. However, they had many difficulties, including contracting the plague, which they brought to the town of Lucca, and they died there.
See, kids! Happy endings do happen!
*I'm completely making this up, so you just need to believe that it's true.
February 26th
Saint Nestor, d. 250
Led a congregation of Christians. Helped them flee, but stayed behind to be captured by the authorities. Refused to embrace the pagan gods. Accused magistrate of being possessed by a demon. Was eventually crucified. Lather. Rinse, Repeat.
If the lives of the Saints tell you anything, it's that Churches and States need to be completely separate.
February 23rd:
Saint Margaret of Cortona
She was beautiful, she married well. Had a son. Apparently, she had an affair, and her lover was killed. She joined the Franciscan order. She did a lot of penance, and was granted a lot of graces. Thankfully, she wasn't martyred. Apparently, in pictoral representations, she appears with a dog. This dog supposedly found her lover's body.
February 24th
Saint Matthias, d. 1370
After Judas left the band, Joshua and crew needed to allow one more to join the ranks. It was narrowed down to two groupies, Justus and Matthias. I call them groupies because they hung around with the apostles (or the ministry of Jesus). So, Saint Matthias was promoted. So, they drew straws and God made Matthias pick the short straw. He was martyred spreading the gospel somewhere, but they aren't sure which, and there's no support sources to confirm that. I'm going to throw my guess in, which states that he died in a brothel in Palestine.
February 25th
Saint Avertanus and his sidekick Blessed Romeo
Avertanus was a pious boy, and when the time came to choose his avocation, he wanted to enter the Carmelite order at Limoges. His parents begged him to stay. "Have pity on my white hair," his old man said, "I shall die soon and whom will I have to close my eyes?"
Avertanus paused a moment and thought, "I'd rather spend all day praying on my knees until they feel like leather than watch my dad die." So, he replied that "...God never abandons those who do His will, that the happiness of parents consists in that of their children.."
Other sources claim that Avertanus also said, "Serves you right for not having more children. One of them could have stayed behind to 'close your eyes'. Man! All those chores you made me do seriously harshed my pious-time!" *
Apparently, he was a hard-core monk, and he had a desire to take a Pilgrimage to Rome. He was given Romeo, a lay brother (wink wink nudge nudge) of the convent. Apparently they were very good travelling companions. They prayed often and visited every church along the way. However, they had many difficulties, including contracting the plague, which they brought to the town of Lucca, and they died there.
See, kids! Happy endings do happen!
*I'm completely making this up, so you just need to believe that it's true.
February 26th
Saint Nestor, d. 250
Led a congregation of Christians. Helped them flee, but stayed behind to be captured by the authorities. Refused to embrace the pagan gods. Accused magistrate of being possessed by a demon. Was eventually crucified. Lather. Rinse, Repeat.
If the lives of the Saints tell you anything, it's that Churches and States need to be completely separate.