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Nov. 20th, 2006 09:13 amDear Self,
As you know, the Walrus said unto the Carpenter that the time has come for many things. Sailing ships, sealing wax, cabbages, and kings were mentioned. In your case, the time has come to buy more toilet paper. Stop at the store tonight.
It has been said that you don't know what you've got until it's gone. However, once the toilet paper is gone, you know you have some facial tissue and the day's newspaper. As amusing as it is to ponder the business section meeting your business-end, do not forget that this is one of those notions best left in the realm of theory and not practice. You may be silly. You might have a texture similar to putty. You are not silly putty.
Oh, and while you're at it, get some more of that foaming hand wash. I know how you giggle like a little girl whenever you wash your hands with the "mysterious liquid-to-foam machine".
Regards,
Me
As you know, the Walrus said unto the Carpenter that the time has come for many things. Sailing ships, sealing wax, cabbages, and kings were mentioned. In your case, the time has come to buy more toilet paper. Stop at the store tonight.
It has been said that you don't know what you've got until it's gone. However, once the toilet paper is gone, you know you have some facial tissue and the day's newspaper. As amusing as it is to ponder the business section meeting your business-end, do not forget that this is one of those notions best left in the realm of theory and not practice. You may be silly. You might have a texture similar to putty. You are not silly putty.
Oh, and while you're at it, get some more of that foaming hand wash. I know how you giggle like a little girl whenever you wash your hands with the "mysterious liquid-to-foam machine".
Regards,
Me
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