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This just in from the news that doesn't really matter, but we love it anyway: Paris Hilton is in Jail.

She was quoted as saying, "I'm really scared but I'm ready to do this," Hilton said. "And I hope that I'm an example to other young people."

Well, let's hope it's an example of what not to do and who not to be.

And Sarah Silverman brandishes her church-bell sized balls practically in Paris' face.

Trashy fun, people.

Today's Freakonomics fact

What was the second most popular baby name in the UK last year?

Guess.

Okay, now see if you're right.