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Say, anyone have a copy of "You Suck" by the Yeastie Girls?
I hate finding out about mistakes I have made. Due to a mishap from my "free Napster" days, I downloaded a song that was attributed to Wierd Al. It was by Tom Green. I despair over this knowledge of being mistaken. Christ. The next thing you'll tell me is that Santa Claus doesn't exist.
...
Aw, damn.
Snippet of conversation:
Me: Owning a house is pure money, man. The amount you save due to interest expense is phenomenal.
Him: I could film pornos there, too!
Me: In that case, you would be making money hand over fist...ings.
*rimshot* Thank you, thank you. I'll be here all week.
I went to Peet's today and acquired some loose leaf teas:
I always knew Earl was gay.
Aww geez, my humor has tanked.
I also found egg cups at Cost Plus! Now I can have soft boiled eggs with the eggie-weggies propped up!
Yes, I'm also easier to entertain then a bunch of war-weary soldiers on weekend leave.
I hate finding out about mistakes I have made. Due to a mishap from my "free Napster" days, I downloaded a song that was attributed to Wierd Al. It was by Tom Green. I despair over this knowledge of being mistaken. Christ. The next thing you'll tell me is that Santa Claus doesn't exist.
...
Aw, damn.
Snippet of conversation:
Me: Owning a house is pure money, man. The amount you save due to interest expense is phenomenal.
Him: I could film pornos there, too!
Me: In that case, you would be making money hand over fist...ings.
*rimshot* Thank you, thank you. I'll be here all week.
I went to Peet's today and acquired some loose leaf teas:
- Assam Golden Tip
- Earl Gray with Lavendar
I always knew Earl was gay.
Aww geez, my humor has tanked.
I also found egg cups at Cost Plus! Now I can have soft boiled eggs with the eggie-weggies propped up!
Yes, I'm also easier to entertain then a bunch of war-weary soldiers on weekend leave.
You suck!
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